Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 12, 2013
March 11, 2013
March 13, 2013
Transcript:
Marigold: Impale the message sphere on my horn. Ball: Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, Lord Splendid Humility cordially invites you to his birthday party. You may also invite that strange pink creature. Phoebe: I have a name. Ball: What is its name again? I want to say "Frisbee."
axecaliva about 11 years ago
I guess you could say… puts on sunglasses Lord Splendid Humility trusts Phoebe about as far as he can throw her.
Destiny23 about 11 years ago
Hey, at least he didn’t call you “Freebie”, or “Wannabe”!
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
What do you get for a Unicorn Birthday Party? or What do you get fro a Humble Unicorn Birthday Party? I hope we see others at the party too That sounds fun. Maybe she can get him a bag to put over his head or a Chia Pet to hide in? Or he could go strip hopping and Hid In Ozy’s winter coat.
Herb Thiel Premium Member about 11 years ago
Frisbee? lol.
Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago
At least it wasn’t Fifi.
Q4horse about 11 years ago
I’d like to see that birthday cake, Since unicorns are immortal and nearly as old as the universe, that will be a lot of candles.
kendallclark1973 about 11 years ago
Can’t wait to see where L.S.H. will be hiding for his own party. Under the refreshment table? In the cake?
nerdhoof about 11 years ago
Looks like a UPD (unicorn protective device) from other obscure comics about unicorns.
Simon_Jester about 11 years ago
Hmmmm, now Marigold will have to get a present for him.
Which shouldn’t be too hard, since the average stallion only wants one thing around this time of year.
Half Caper Farm about 11 years ago
Did anyone notice that Heavenly Nostrils has made the ‘front’ page? :-D Congratulations, Dana!
onionvolcano about 11 years ago
Right on, a Unicorn party! I love this strip with the fury of a billion exploding suns!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Pink creature?! You mean Phoebe. I hope this time I can meet that male unicorn face to face.
bopard about 11 years ago
I thought of triangle toss, from The Point. Receiving mail seems to require some agility..Gives a whole new meaning to ‘’I just missed your call.’
CP Justy about 11 years ago
@bopard I agree. He did pretty good considering he only met Phoebe once AND he was in a bush at the time. Still chuckling over “strange pink creature”. Priceless.
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Typical. Unicorns have always been some what ha-ti-ta when it comes to others LESS elegant as them. Frisbee works at least its close.
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
It can make you fully rested and fully restores your energy (but your still hungry)
It can remove hair from your head and grow it on your chest
Cures rheumatism, insomnia and whooping cough
Prevents hang overs, not that it stops you from feeling drunk when your sick but that it actually refuses the existence by proximity of the movie the “Hang over” and all subsequent movies.
When blown it can fall the walls of even the most invertible of cites.
It translates Duck calls in to Mandarin
It telliports you to a parallel dimension where Young Justice got a 3rd season
It slices it dices it makes fries!
the only thing it can’t do is water your Chia Pet.