I still say this to every preacher who tries to browbeat me into attending and joining their congregation —
I believe in God, just not in religion…
Some one once remarked to my dad that he was in a rut. “Every time I come to church, you preach on the Resurrection.” The fellow’s wife glared at him and suggested he come more often than just Easter Sunday.
I always ask well-intentioned people that ask me to go: Does your church have any hot women that want to hook up? What time is the mixer?
Nah, I’d rather go someplace that I could learn something useful.
@The NihilistWell said!!
I remember an old joke … man to wife: “all you ever do is nag nag nag … every Easter and Christmas it’s the same thing – go to church, go to church!”
The Nihilist about 11 years ago
I still say this to every preacher who tries to browbeat me into attending and joining their congregation —
I believe in God, just not in religion…
Dani Rice about 11 years ago
Some one once remarked to my dad that he was in a rut. “Every time I come to church, you preach on the Resurrection.” The fellow’s wife glared at him and suggested he come more often than just Easter Sunday.
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
I always ask well-intentioned people that ask me to go: Does your church have any hot women that want to hook up? What time is the mixer?
markjoseph125 about 11 years ago
Nah, I’d rather go someplace that I could learn something useful.
MadNews about 11 years ago
@The NihilistWell said!!
rugratz2222 about 11 years ago
I remember an old joke … man to wife: “all you ever do is nag nag nag … every Easter and Christmas it’s the same thing – go to church, go to church!”