Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 07, 2013

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  about 11 years ago

    Spot on! He’ll be playing fullrack for Wossamotta U once he’s recovered.

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    GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I’d like to see Kirk tell the police officer that he got his head stuck in a mechanical rice picker.

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    PICTO  about 11 years ago

    I’m sure he’ll have no problem fitting in at Frostbite Falls Minn.. They have a squirrel that wears an aviator cap and goggles.

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    Plods with ...™  about 11 years ago

    He has an urge to pull rabbits out of hats.

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    gene1969  about 11 years ago

    musta accidently struck the horney brain cell

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    rmacprivate  about 11 years ago

    Hope he is comfortable enough in his masculinity to not slug the first guy that compliments him by saying NIce Rack.

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    LingeeWhiz  about 11 years ago

    If nothing else, wifey can use you for a coat rack.

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    Digital Frog  about 11 years ago

    How could he have made such a big mistake?? It’s not like it was rocket science…

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Alces is the genus and species of the moose.The more you know*Couldn’t tell if you knew that, steve eldoI see a face in the IV bag.

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    bmonk  about 11 years ago

    Outside of hunting season, he will still have to be on the lookout for Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale.

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    TheAuldWan  about 11 years ago

    Come Spring he can shed them……

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    Grover Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Your wife is fooling around with some other guy.

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    MontanaLady  about 11 years ago

    EEK! There’s a skeleton in the shading on the back of the headboard.

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    jack fairbanks  about 11 years ago

    well, as it turns out sir, it was your dad that goosed the moose.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Plus, your head will feel a little heavy and you will get headaches a lot.

    Otherwise, the operation was a success.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 11 years ago

    What is the reference to a magician here? I am missing the connection.

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