Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for March 28, 2013

take out the cake and push it into his big fat bullying face. it may cause temporary pain, but you will relish the memory for many many years

I was the class nerd until the day the “bully” kept jumping on me while playing volleyball. I had enough, turned around, and smacked him on the jaw. Thay had to pick me up with a stick and spoon, but no one bothered me after that. I even got a girl friend out of it.

Or not?

I have never shared nor traded a lunch. Never saw the point of trading. If I didn’t finish the lunch – I just took it home and finished it either before or after dinner. And the answer to the big kid’s statement is “So can I” Then – unless big kid wants to chat – ignore him. (and yes. I did that and the annoying kid left me alone).