Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 10, 2013

Do you have any clocks left that don’t set themselves forward?

DST is like cutting a foot off of the bottom of your sheets, then sewing them back onto the top.

The worst is when you can’t remember which clocks show right time and which not yet.

-the microwave oven, the stove, our watches, the car radio.

BTW it’s now 4am here.

I have an alarm clock that automatically sets itself to the old DST and standard time settings. Everything else I adjust manually.

This explanation makes more sense than the one actually used by the ‘gummit’ to start it in the first place …

DST is silly! We here in AZ just switch time zones (Mountain time now).

The computer is the only one I don’t have to reset, and that includes my cell phone.

Good one!

The iPad, computer and phones are the only ones that set themselves. The other 2 items in the house that run on atomic clocks (my weather station & the kids Nabbi) are 2 hours behind as usual.