Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 03, 2013
May 02, 2013
May 04, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: In preschool today, somebody pushed baby carrots into the pencil sharpener despite knowing better, so the whole class had to sit with their heads on their desk until I finally stepped forward an admitted I did it. Alice: If we are dinner in front of the T like a normal family these awkward lulls would not be so noticeable.
margueritem almost 11 years ago
What ever happened to ‘TV’ dinners?
Linux0s almost 11 years ago
No TV because they’re still trying to figure out who put mashed potatoes in the remote.
einarbt7 almost 11 years ago
Sharp baby carrots and shredded baby carrots all in one go.
firedome almost 11 years ago
and draining out of the bottom is carrot juice…
bigbadpete almost 11 years ago
Man, is Alice on fire these days or what!!!!!!!!
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
With your luck, there’d be a commercial break, Alice.
gosfreikempe almost 11 years ago
My Beloved once pointed out to a grocery cashier that they had spelled “Shiitake” with only one “i” on the shelf label, and had broken the word in an awkward place to put it on two lines.
CamiSu Premium Member almost 11 years ago
So brilliant.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
At a tender age, granddaughter #2 (artist of my avatar) once shoved a total of 17 cd’s and dvd’s into a dvd player. Kind of congested in there.
...pondering almost 11 years ago
…along w/ the PB &J’s
PoodleGroomer almost 11 years ago
Where are the shredded carrots for the carrot cake cupcakes?
billdi Premium Member almost 11 years ago
the winner and still champion
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@Richard Russell: I once bought purple potatoes and the grocery store receipt said Prple ppl eatr. I noticed it as the guy handed me the thing, burst out laughing, showed it to him, and he grinned, Yeah, the guys who set this up have a sense of humor.
Small non-chain grocery store. Love the place.
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
Carrots in the pencil sharpener. Who’da thunk it?
Good one.
water_moon almost 11 years ago
@ age 3 my daughter managed to fit our entire DVD collection (at least the ones she could open) in and around the DVD player and reciever. Grandma liked to record PBS shows for her so we had over 40 of the things..How they fit:They stacked about 3 tall in 3 1/2 stacks under for a total of 10between the player and reciever could fit 4 high! (but not as deeep) only 9 total only 3 or 4 on topshoved on the next shelf up, under the TV base were another 2next to the player (sideways) were another random 7 or 8under the media stand (on the floor) was another 6 or so I found her in the midist of trying to close the DVD player with 2 or 3 stacked on top of each other and getting upset it wouldn’t goand much later we found one that had been “missing” in the CD player next to the other players.