New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 02, 2013

Not a very smart phone…

And if you spread butter on a cat’s back and drop him, he can’t land on either his feet or his back… he’ll just float in mid-air.

For existential crises press 1. For nervous breakdowns press 2. General enquiries or to speak to an operator please hold….

only if it argues.

I LOVED THIS !!!!!!

i’m unusually sorry! what is your picture/avatar?

It’s up on his web site (http://www.newadventuresofqueenvictoria.com/)