Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 27, 2013

Loaded and lucky. No more snake eyes.

Oh, Clay, she’s taking your Ford Fairlane, too! Now, that’s dicey!

Don’t this guy know how to draw a die?

Maybe if she checked him into the Yahtzee Rehab Center he could get straight, but I hear they already have a full house.

By the way, her green outfit is to die four.

She’s going to roll with someone else.

I’m seeing spots before my eyes. Staring at it to find faces leaves me seeing dark spots in the pattern of the die spots.And the ones I’ve found are on the floor and the door.

Now he will not only be loaded, he’ll be locked out of her life. Sniff.

I started singing “Luck Be a Lady Tonight”, and now I’m sure I’m going to be hearing that allllllllll day long!

Oh, craps!

seven up on the rocks

At least they are not fuzzy.

Their home will no longer be a pair o’dice.

I guess Mama needs a new pair of shoes.

It looks like he was rolled before he got home.