Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 25, 2013

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    emjaycee  about 11 years ago

    I had a bumper sticker specially made: Born-Again Reincarnationist. 50/50 in terms of laughs and number of Chick Tracts left under my windshield wiper.

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    miqq1234  about 11 years ago

    yes…. usually coming from an allusion/delusion of grandeur….most likely not as a dodo bird

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    luckyduck  about 11 years ago

    Next time poke fun at a Christian.

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    noahproblem  about 11 years ago

    Maybe Eminem can use this to re-fire up his career:

    HI! My name was (what?)My name was (huh?)My name was…Slim Shady!

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    battle of plattsburgh  about 11 years ago

    They all sit around the TV and watch re-runs.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 11 years ago

    Same time, next life?

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    Jeff0811  about 11 years ago

    A guy told me he wanted to be reincarnated as a tree. I asked, Wouldn’t it be funny if I were reincarnated as a dog? He didn’t see the humor in that.

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