Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 07, 2013

Mmmm…self digesting….must be all that hydrochloric acid.

Just drink some milk, you’ll be fine. Trust me.

Over 9000 Alarm Chili.

Don’t know, still a bit weak for my taste. It ONLY dissolved a hole in the foundation.

Sandwich. Me too. Sorry, Leopold; maybe I’ll try your chili some other time [hah!]….

Run, Travis, run! Why aren’t you fleeing in terror? Oh yeah, I forgot.

I’d try that chili.

Special ingredient: Alien circulatory fluid.

Was that a volcanic response from mother earth?

Find your soulmate Homer… Wait — am I confusing my chili jokes here?

funny

what? no 5 column debate about “carne” and “beans” and "meat and “frijoles” and the etymological balance being upset, threatening the welfare of the hemisphere and children everywhere? we’re slippin’, we’re slippin’.

I’ll have some…