OMG, Marg!I was worried for a while….As many here know, Marg and Susan’s Ultra Super Strength Brain Bleach™, or, as it sometimes called, Susan and Marg’s Super Strength Ultra Brain Bleach™, is formulated to our exacting specifications by X_Tech Industries.And x_Tech himself has been rather scarce…so much so, in fact, that he may have been yesterday;s Find-It.(Unfortunately, I got here too late to help in the search.)
Luckily, he has made certain that his factories go on producing in his absence…. A new boxcar-load just arrived yesterday.
Thank you, X!I hope you’re doing well.Please do check in when you can.
Meanwhile…. SimpsonFan…the Pennys are a walking toxic waste dump, all on their own.
A sure way to ruin a cocktail party is to start a rumor that Burl and Joy were invited….Their own dinner parties cause a local run on antibacterial hand wipes, antibiotics, Pepto-Bismol and Zantac (for those attending) and hazmat suits, blackout curtains, and Lysol spray (for he neighbors.)
And of course, they very much help drive the Brain Bleach sales on which Marg and I plan to retire.
I am sure that a lot of people want to tell Joy exactly where to put that sample…But hospital rules do not permit that particular bit of patient guidance.
Is that a stool sample? Shouldn’t Joy describe loudly and in great detail what it is, how she collected it and all of her physical complaints emanating from south of the great wall?
The Doctor asked Joy to take “a drop”. He’ll be disappointed to find out that she isn’t under the influence of anything; this is just the way she acts normally..Did they drive there with the sample?
I walked my dog and collected a fresh stool sample before a vet visit.A vet will jump up, smile, and thank you when you hand him a plastic bag of warm dog poop.
I agree. The smell just comes off the page. I have to get my biological odor eliminator to get rid of the smell and then the Lysol to get rid of the germs.
Between her hi fat cooking, fast food, and all those twinkies and Ho Hos I can’t imagine what the lab will tell the Dr. about Joy. Actually I am surprised they aren’t bringing the sample in for Jer or Ma.
Susan and Marg…. I am very sorry to potentially cause a decline in brain bleach sales, but I need to tell you this: I have decided that I need to toughen up some. Brain bleach makes day-to-day living with the Penny’s antics far too easy a load to bare. Therefore, I am taking the pledge, and jumping on the wagon…. NO MORE BRAIN BLEACH FOR ME!!!! I vow to shed the rosy-colored lenses of perspective that Brain Bleach intoxicates my mind with so that the Penny’s are seemingly only quaintly eccentric.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++I need to see the reality of the Penny’s as they are, and no matter the pain, agony, and anguish I will feel (and do not forget the BB withdrawal as well) , it is my hope to become a better man than I am because of this harsh journey.
Ez2foome about 11 years ago
LOL Too dumb to find the lab. Tsk tsk
margueritem about 11 years ago
Oh barf, they took it to the cafeteria. Why am I not surprised?
Susan, I hope we have a good supply of Brain Bleach on hand.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
OMG, Marg!I was worried for a while….As many here know, Marg and Susan’s Ultra Super Strength Brain Bleach™, or, as it sometimes called, Susan and Marg’s Super Strength Ultra Brain Bleach™, is formulated to our exacting specifications by X_Tech Industries.And x_Tech himself has been rather scarce…so much so, in fact, that he may have been yesterday;s Find-It.(Unfortunately, I got here too late to help in the search.)
Luckily, he has made certain that his factories go on producing in his absence…. A new boxcar-load just arrived yesterday.
Thank you, X!I hope you’re doing well.Please do check in when you can.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Meanwhile…. SimpsonFan…the Pennys are a walking toxic waste dump, all on their own.
A sure way to ruin a cocktail party is to start a rumor that Burl and Joy were invited….Their own dinner parties cause a local run on antibacterial hand wipes, antibiotics, Pepto-Bismol and Zantac (for those attending) and hazmat suits, blackout curtains, and Lysol spray (for he neighbors.)
And of course, they very much help drive the Brain Bleach sales on which Marg and I plan to retire.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
I am sure that a lot of people want to tell Joy exactly where to put that sample…But hospital rules do not permit that particular bit of patient guidance.
mikie2 about 11 years ago
Is that a stool sample? Shouldn’t Joy describe loudly and in great detail what it is, how she collected it and all of her physical complaints emanating from south of the great wall?
Laura Gildwarg about 11 years ago
Oh Maaaarg! SUUUUUUUUsan! Coooo-eeee! I need an extra shipment of BB!!! This one was too much even for me!
finale about 11 years ago
The Doctor asked Joy to take “a drop”. He’ll be disappointed to find out that she isn’t under the influence of anything; this is just the way she acts normally..Did they drive there with the sample?
lily245pj about 11 years ago
Good Grief!!!!!!!!!!!! Escort them out of the building!
gmforde about 11 years ago
To Marg and Susan, put me on your list of VIP customers for your outstanding product. Didn’t they tell them where to go? Eww.
jmcx4 about 11 years ago
Remember the old joke? Nurse: THAT’S not urine! Man: No, that’s HER’N! Mines in a box outside!
PoodleGroomer about 11 years ago
I walked my dog and collected a fresh stool sample before a vet visit.A vet will jump up, smile, and thank you when you hand him a plastic bag of warm dog poop.
MissScarlet Premium Member about 11 years ago
I did find yesterday’s “find it” , but can’ find today’s. Course, it is kinda hard to look.
Dragon0131 about 11 years ago
I agree. The smell just comes off the page. I have to get my biological odor eliminator to get rid of the smell and then the Lysol to get rid of the germs.
imnormal about 11 years ago
Between her hi fat cooking, fast food, and all those twinkies and Ho Hos I can’t imagine what the lab will tell the Dr. about Joy. Actually I am surprised they aren’t bringing the sample in for Jer or Ma.
InTraining about 11 years ago
Can’t find it and can’t stay to look……..Gaaaaaaaaa…! ! !
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 11 years ago
HELP ME PLEASE! 3 GALLONS OF B.B. STAT! HURRY!
robin6833 about 11 years ago
The find-it is on Joy’s left arm between the shoulder and the armpit.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 11 years ago
Did the doctor tell her it had to be fresh, cause that looks rather ………urk, BB cummon do your stuff ….urk
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 11 years ago
Susan and Marg…. I am very sorry to potentially cause a decline in brain bleach sales, but I need to tell you this: I have decided that I need to toughen up some. Brain bleach makes day-to-day living with the Penny’s antics far too easy a load to bare. Therefore, I am taking the pledge, and jumping on the wagon…. NO MORE BRAIN BLEACH FOR ME!!!! I vow to shed the rosy-colored lenses of perspective that Brain Bleach intoxicates my mind with so that the Penny’s are seemingly only quaintly eccentric.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++I need to see the reality of the Penny’s as they are, and no matter the pain, agony, and anguish I will feel (and do not forget the BB withdrawal as well) , it is my hope to become a better man than I am because of this harsh journey.
anniebodyhome about 11 years ago
@ECJack from yesterday- left you an answer today. There aren’t too many folks who read/leave comments in the evening.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Dazz… I’m sorry, but nobody needs to read your last post!
Discretion, please!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Thank you, Dazz!I appreciate it.