Pickles by Brian Crane for February 26, 2013

You never know….

Works for me !

she didn’t “ASK” him to clean it…she “TOLD” him to clean it.

Smack him.

My grandson’s philosophy.

Of course they clean themselves! Opal has obviously never seen the commercial with the scrubbing bubbles.

Better for Opel to go clean it as it’s not in Earl’s plans…

We have an upstairs bathroom? I didn’t know this bungalow HAD an upstairs …

Me too, Earl I’m just wallowing I hebitude .

When your a male, and live alone there’s nothing to cleaning the whole house. Especially the bathroom. The only time I had a maid was when I lived with a woman.

We were married almost 40 years before I told my husband to clean the toilet (he had just totaled it out) and he said “What are you talking about? Toilets are self-cleaning.” I said, “Well, I’m the SELF that’s been cleaning it and I’m tired of it!”

Bathrooms must be self-cleaning. Mine always seems to be clean when I go in there. Now, if I can only figure out why my wife spends so much time in there every day it seems.

Earl, When Opal wants something done… She expects it to be done… FAST!

LOL xxx

I laughed loudly on reading this. My wife asked what was funny so I showed her the strip. Not a peep out of her. She didn’t think it was the least bit funny. Go figure.

My wife told me that she would be happy if I would getthe empty beer cans at least one,maybe two feet from thetrash can, and my dirty drawers in the general vicinity of the clothes hamper..(just kidding/stole the line from aBurt Reynolds movie)