Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 01, 2013

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    I haven’t had any yet and I’ll still vet Danae for pope! Mmmmm, maybe I should have that cocktail, now.

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    firedome  about 11 years ago

    looks like he stuck his foot in it this time.

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    Brisbanekid  about 11 years ago

    How could you take him seriously with an umbrella drink in front of him?

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    DGH10  about 11 years ago

    It would be very interesting if he had portrayed another religion in this series. He should try it and see what happens.

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    And how’s Katie……?

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    farren  about 11 years ago

    Whatever happened to VIctoria? Or the other one?

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    Or a Parrothead who likes “boat drinks”.

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    Cornelius Robinson Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Egyptian coptics have a pope.

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    pcolli  about 11 years ago

    “Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the ‘roons’ when Tarantula took to the hills.” (Rocky Horror Show.)

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    emptc12  about 11 years ago

    In one of the nearly infinite alternate realities, Danae IS the Pope, and I haven’t spent so much time reading and contributing to this site and ….Listen, there’s a hell of good universe next door — let’s go! (per e e cummings).

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    Rainfoot  about 11 years ago

    pope Palpatine isn’t retireing he’s just going back to Coruscant to check up on the empire and get a freash clone body.

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    pawpawbear  about 11 years ago

    It’s 7:45 AM EST and not a troll in site. Must be off getting for the weekend battles.

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    Jack Straw  about 11 years ago

    Tomorrow, the strip could have the pope walk into the bar with a rabbi – no dialogue necessary.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 11 years ago

    @John Pike

    Oh, I’m here. As the rest of my group. And already we’ve taken a dislike to these 23 80 proof comments being posted!

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    Irish_Mike  about 11 years ago

    I think he should mock Islam, The Religion of Peace, and see how many death threats he gets. Ah, but anti-Catholic bigotry is so much more acceptable. You can always stick a crucifix in a jar of urine and call it art.

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    Can't Sleep  about 11 years ago

    I know! The new pope should be Queen Oprah!Then she’d be Poperah!

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    Intophaloblue  about 11 years ago

    She’s good for me. Pope Danae!!!

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    thirdguy  about 11 years ago

    Uhm, Josh, she may have been hitting on you. If you don’t drink, then say, “How about coffee instead”. Or you could just climb on your high horse and act like a jerk. Your call.

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    kaystari Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Offended, as if anyone here cares.

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    emptc12  about 11 years ago

    An entertaining book about alternate universes is Michael Crichton’s TIMELINE. His premise is that travel in time is not possible, but travel in place to nearby alternatives is..All this is just speculation — unless you yourself have passed through the “quantum foam.” It wouldn’t surprise me. Just kidding, and yet there’s something …

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    gkmcc  about 11 years ago

    Better question — what is a single father with two daughters doing hanging around in a bar having drinks?

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    jahoody  about 11 years ago

    How about Eddie’s cat? He seems to be invincible.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 11 years ago

    @Thirdguy

    Quoting The Lorax : “That’s a woman?”

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    meowlin  about 11 years ago

    Dana Owens.

    I’m surprised Bob isn’t promoting Pope Oprah. .As for myself, I’m supporting Pope Ye the First.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  about 11 years ago

    Don’t tell me he wants Oprah for the Pope.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 11 years ago

    “…Who else has a pope?..” Prophet is the highest office in the Melchizedek Priesthood. Apostles are higher than Bishops, since they ordain Bishops. There were no Apostles for over a hundred years when the Bishop of Rome made his political move. He decided to be higher than all the other Bishops in the world and declared he would be called Pope. There is a Prophet, holding the Melchizedek Priesthood, in Utah. He has a direct line of authority back to Peter and Christ.

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    rmurphy36  about 11 years ago

    Did Richard Nixon like umbrella drinks?

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    Rickapolis  about 11 years ago

    I, for one, would like to see the white smoke for Danae.

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    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    Bob, like many uncles forgets how terrible his nieces/nephews truely are ( unless reminded by the parent ). Since he doesn’t have to deal with the little darlings, on a daily basis, he can be blissfully ignorant.But, I suspect that Uncle Bob, Mai Tai haze aside, knows what Danae is really like.

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    hippogriff  about 11 years ago

    I recall an Indo-Chinese religion had a pope, but don’t remember the name. It was occasionally in the news back when we were trying to capture that part of the French Empire for our own.

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    route66paul  about 11 years ago

    I am a recovering Roman Catholic and NOT a member of the LDS, but what makes you think that you are SOOO right about “the Utah organization”?They may be spot on and you would be wrong. Don’t worry about it, they have certainly baptized many of you ancestors and probably even you, so they do not hold a grudge.Seriously, unless you have your own church and do not want your followers giving money to other churches, you could be a little more open minded. The only thing that I am certain of, is that when we meet our Heavenly Father, things will be much different than any of us can imagine – as humans, we do not even have the capacity to understand.

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    DGWillie  about 11 years ago

    Sorry. Ms OHare (interesting spelling) is presently dead, and expected to remain so.

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    Caddy57  about 11 years ago

    I can’t say anything …..Johnny Diego stole my thoughts today!

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 11 years ago

    “…which heresy was taught throughout the “Latin West” for over a Century thereafter…” There was this meeting in Nicaea about 325 AD. The Roman Emperor Constantine invited 1,800 Bishops of Christianity. Only 20% of the Bishops came. The Council voted on what to believe about Jesus, etc. The minority was declared to be Heretics and Excommunicated by the majority. The Emperor Exiled the Heritics from the Roman Empire. And a proclamation was made: anyone that read the writing of those who were exiled were to be Executed.

    So the Emperor and the Council began the process of telling the 1,400 other congregations what they were supposed to believe and who their new leaders were.

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    primalcoach  over 10 years ago

    I remember Dana Andrews, and “Tarantula” was one of the scariest of the genre. Of course, I was only about 10 or 12 at the time.

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