Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 25, 2013

He’s your go-to guy!

Lio: an alien-race chaser.

In re Earth v. Flying Saucers (1956), the prosecution alleged that the defendants illegaly parked on Federal territory . . .

We know how the ET got there. How did Lio? ;-)

ALIEN: We don’t need your help. We already know where your leaders live……So what are they doing in Washington DC?

Is that Lars’ (from Non Sequitur) father?

We got billions of ’em!

Better not introduce him to Dr. Who, if he’s from the wrong kind of planet.

Lio: Intergalactic Ambulance Chaser..

Take me to your lawyer.

Lio the ambulance chaser. How appropriate.

Uh oh.

Careful, Lio! Space aliens are well-known to be big fans of “Henry 6th, Part Two”, with the immortal quote: “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

How awkward! I mean, everyone can have an occasional fender-bender, but this is definitely not going to play well in the scandal-sheets! I hope Lio is good at the job his card promises!

Funny, the “Strongarm” guy here in Denver often appears on television in Denver wearing the same grin. On the other hand, if I had a line of people willing to go on television and market my ability to get them million-dollar settlements, I might be grinning like that myself.

He’s going to need a lawyer—what he did is a Capitol offense.

Hm…sue the US giverment for putting a flying hizzard there. It was bound to happen

So that’s what happened to the aliens in “Independence Day” who survived, if there were any. Lio got them off easy.

“Doctor Marvin – we need your parking spot”