Banana Triangle by James Beutel for March 20, 2013

Oh, he realized it only too well.

Don’t get within swinging distance of Tom’s log, Rosemary. The tide will dispose of your body, Scotty won’t remember you, and Tom’s last memory of you will be wondering why he waited so long.

That almost looks like a rifle Tom is holding.

Geez ,how lazy is she anyway? The freakin’ bananas are right there

She doesn’t want bananas. She wants a servant.I want sharks.

The sharks wouldn’t touch her. It’s a professional courtesy.

I really like our new Tom.

Mmm, grilled shark with Rosemary stuffing (without the Rosemary, of course.)

Uh-oh, where’s Scotty? She threatened to eat him in the last strip.

funny.

Amazing how B.T. has wormed its way into our lives. There’s something on YouTube called “The Great James Beutel” – I have no idea if it’s OUR James Beutel, but it’s certainly strange enough to be.

really appreciate the deep, refined nastyness.

Who is this ‘James Beutel’ and what type of world does he live in? Who fetches his bananas?