Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 24, 2013

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    aclose  about 11 years ago

    The first two panels are missing. Reference to a purchase of organic bananas. Vital to set up the joke that follows.

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    Plods with ...™  about 11 years ago

    I’m sure she’ll let them know.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 11 years ago

    Well, April Fool’s Day is a week from tomorrow, so this was an early run.

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    RI Red Hen  about 11 years ago

    I’d kill them for that so-called joke!!

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    feralglance  about 11 years ago

    Success. Definitely.

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    s_roberts99  about 11 years ago

    No sex for a month is definitely a disaster!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Betty are you ok?

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    dtegtmeier51  about 11 years ago

    My 6’6" son would react the same way but I doubt he would have remained in view…he’d be in the next county. He has to have his 5"4" wife or pre-teen daughters kill spiders for him.

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    Hunter7  about 11 years ago

    Bud should know….. he’s been married long enough……. ….. there are some things you just don’t do. … BTW – after the scare – that is one spider, fake or not that will soon be flatten. Whacked so hard – the pieces won’t see daylight until they reach China.

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    cbrsarah  about 11 years ago

    My first reaction would be to take off my shoe and pound it into the floor.

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    scrabblefiend  about 11 years ago

    I vacuum up any and all bugs or flies that happen to come into my house. so easy, and I don’t have that “squish” factor to deal with.

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    tbritt99  about 11 years ago

    Definitely B

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