The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 24, 2013

And wash your hands thoroughly after this delivery.

Shaking his hand would be Dopey.

I suppose we should keep true to the original line-up:

EenieMeanieMineyMopeyLazySneezyAlf

i know he hangs with snow white, but i thought she cleaned up!

At least those boxes won’t be heavy!

Chez Sneezy? What’s going on at Casa de Grumpy?

Don’t shake hands; especially with that deformed left one.

Don’t forget the black sheep of the family, Sleezy.

He should get Doc to make a house call.

Backup team members Gassy and Grimey are in demand as TV commercial consultants.

Be careful! Sneezy might try and gopher it.

I bet Grumpy, his step dad would be angry if he heard Sneezy was touching anyone.

Sneezy was not Happy about the fact that those allergy meds that Doc prescribed make him feel so Dopey. They also make him Sleepy and a little Grumpy, but he was too Bashful to ask for a different prescription.

Eeenie, Meenie, Minie, There aint no Mo.