It is today? Um, Heres my valentines day card
The Joker strikes again!!!
If you try to compare her to the Queen of Hearts, she’ll take your head off.
Horace, Melody may want a diamond. If she doesn’t get it, look out for clubs, after which you may want to get spayed. rimshot
(And yes, it should be “neutered”…)
That Horace…. He IS a card…! ! !
Reminds me of the Manchurian Candidate. Card, amnesia, with assassination to follow..Beware the Queen of Diamonds, not the Ace of Spades.
Throw in some gin, Horace, and maybe you’ll get to play “hold ’em” tonight.
Happy V.D., everyone!
I see Horace survived yesterdays shark attack!!!
The Mare is a queen. All stallions who forget this get kicked.
Why thank you, Horace!
July 31, 2015
Bargrove about 11 years ago
The Joker strikes again!!!
Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago
If you try to compare her to the Queen of Hearts, she’ll take your head off.
rocketscientist about 11 years ago
Horace, Melody may want a diamond. If she doesn’t get it, look out for clubs, after which you may want to get spayed. rimshot
rocketscientist about 11 years ago
(And yes, it should be “neutered”…)
InTraining about 11 years ago
That Horace…. He IS a card…! ! !
bopard about 11 years ago
Reminds me of the Manchurian Candidate. Card, amnesia, with assassination to follow..Beware the Queen of Diamonds, not the Ace of Spades.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Throw in some gin, Horace, and maybe you’ll get to play “hold ’em” tonight.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Happy V.D., everyone!
CYGNUS X1 about 11 years ago
I see Horace survived yesterdays shark attack!!!
Q4horse about 11 years ago
The Mare is a queen. All stallions who forget this get kicked.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Why thank you, Horace!