Door: Buddy, you're not going to get anywhere by being pushy...
You gotta pull my chain, big boy.
This shows you the kind of doors that hang in bars…
She doesn’t know he’s a little unhinged….and I’ve also heard he swings both ways…
And he hopes she’ll soon be too drunk to screen guys like that….
Cos all the guys know that when the bar closes, she has an open door policy.
Careful, she’s a revolving door.
Incompatible and that’s open and shut.
What a knob. Learn to handle women correctly and you may just get to see her open portal.
Many “PULL” doorsreduce the speedof those “PUSH”before they read-—-Nipsy Russel
yuks
she puts out, she pulls in
And if you’re lucky, I won’t hit you on your way out.
Like she’s that adoorable…
Why would he need her if he knew how to pull?
Ba-dum-bum.
The comments are stellar this morning. Very talented punsters here.
He can see thru her.
They’re both shellacked.
He’s missing the window of opportunity.
She’s on the threshold of being sill-y
next, she’ll show him the door
She sounds like one of those doors from a fancy hotel. He looks like he came from the supermarket.
September 06, 2014
margueritem about 11 years ago
You gotta pull my chain, big boy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
This shows you the kind of doors that hang in bars…
She doesn’t know he’s a little unhinged….and I’ve also heard he swings both ways…
And he hopes she’ll soon be too drunk to screen guys like that….
Cos all the guys know that when the bar closes, she has an open door policy.
Linux0s about 11 years ago
Careful, she’s a revolving door.
Aussie Down Under about 11 years ago
Incompatible and that’s open and shut.
PICTO about 11 years ago
What a knob. Learn to handle women correctly and you may just get to see her open portal.
SkyFisher about 11 years ago
Many “PULL” doorsreduce the speedof those “PUSH”before they read-—-Nipsy Russel
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
yuks
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
she puts out, she pulls in
lightenup Premium Member about 11 years ago
And if you’re lucky, I won’t hit you on your way out.
Digital Frog about 11 years ago
Like she’s that adoorable…
ossiningaling about 11 years ago
Why would he need her if he knew how to pull?
ossiningaling about 11 years ago
Ba-dum-bum.
xpurplezebra about 11 years ago
The comments are stellar this morning. Very talented punsters here.
xpurplezebra about 11 years ago
He can see thru her.
They’re both shellacked.
He’s missing the window of opportunity.
She’s on the threshold of being sill-y
Nighthawks Premium Member about 11 years ago
next, she’ll show him the door
agrattan0820 about 11 years ago
She sounds like one of those doors from a fancy hotel. He looks like he came from the supermarket.