Lola by Todd Clark for March 13, 2013

Sodas are bad for you even diet ones. I lost 50 pounds since I quit drinking them.

So – - pretty much water.

I still haven’t found a drink with “diet” in its title that doesn’t taste dag-nasty, but I have to admit the Coca-Cola line of “Zero” products are pretty good.

And chock full-o-unhealthy gunk if it’s “calorie free” and not water.

Diet RC Cola – brown fizzy water!

Must not be any beer in the fridge. Poor Lola.