Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2013

My dad used to say, “The ham what am!” before carving it…

Down the block….Gang Spam Style…

What is it with cartoon pigs and pants?

Dodsnif, and the little guy went wee wee all the way home…

Marking territory I guess…..

One video goes viral and they go hog wild with the bling.

Varnes…. maybe it’s just too hard to find pants in a 95" waist and 23" inseam.

K-Pop may yet dominate …Not sure if the Zombie Apocalypse will happen first.

Doublegänger

Do they have a couple of angry birds for girlfriends?

Note the 45.

Tough pork chops?

Susan, I have the same problem!

The rival gang will beat them into keilbasi!

Varnes…. LOL!

No, it couldn’t be THAT bad, or you wouldn’t be wearing pants….

I mean…. you are wea…. um…. never mind.

Susan, does air count as pants?

Push button, receive bacon……