Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 15, 2013

@Bruno Zeigerts: yes, I had exactly the same thought.

Aggggggggggh!!!!! My reality just shifted! WhadooIdooooo?

She’s not going whole hog because it’s lime Jello. Now if it were lemon…..

Next ,Fearless Freep will dive into a bowl of jello.

birds of a feather.to abide Agnes, she has to be a bit different

Maybe this stunt is too low-brow for the strangely intellectual Agnes to have dreamed up.

Her grandmother, though fallen on hard times (perhaps partly driven there by her wild daughter, and then by raising her daughter) is obviously educated and somewhat proper.

OTOH Trout cheerfully watches her alcoholic mother’s drunken “suitors” get a laugh by smashing beer cans on their foreheads.

She’s very down-to-earth, and finds Agnes’ airier pursuits baffling… but she survives her otherwise grim surroundings by being nonchalant and non-judgmental.

Agnes considers herself “above” Trout … she makes that clear… but being outcasts, they’re intensely loyal to each other because they’re both grateful for acceptance.

Full Face eating is an art, best left to the professionals. Though one does not get to be a Full Face Professional without practise. ….. Just remember one small, minor detail Trout. You breathe when the face is up, out of the bowl! Not when you’re full face in the bowl. Jello sucks when its in the nose.

Flag if it does harm otherwise myob