Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 12, 2013

Is that also a unisex fire plug?

Don’ forget to pick up his fewments either, Wiz.

A snack in the restroom, how thoughtful.

This is the way of the dragon

Smart dog… I wouldn’t want to p1ss off (or on) a dragon either!

We’re gonna need a bigger hydrant.

I hope Henry doesn’t sniff the hydrant. The dog could get steam burns when it’s his turn.

Does Id have many talking dogs? Or is he one of the Wiz’s old clients? ;)

RHIP

ure in henry

Why is the hydrant in the street??? Should be on the sidewalk!!!

“By all means, after you, SIR.”

all right Henry’s here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…didn’t know dragons peed sorry if I said something wrong

For all you know, dragon urine might be a nice, mellow alkaline pH. (Yeah, I doubt it too, but it’s the thought that counts…)