Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 11, 2013

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    Aussie Down Under  about 11 years ago

    Well if they’re going to protest about P.E.T.A. good luck to them.

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    Linda1259  about 11 years ago

    Be careful P.E.T.A. or Wiz will zap your P. into A.! SNERK!

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    hariseldon59  about 11 years ago

    Animals taste good on pita.

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    rshive  about 11 years ago

    Polyesters Expect goodTreatmentAlso

    For those little critters we skin to make our coats.

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    JanLC  about 11 years ago

    PETA members might have their heart in the right place, but they manage to shoot themselves in the foot every time they do anything. They will never find universal support for anything they believe in until they learn the difference between protest and terrorism.

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    angelfiredragon  about 11 years ago

    I’d be okay with peta people volunteering to be test subjects to save the animals instead. Then again I am for at least some decent treatment of animals, somewhere inbetween the worse and what PETA wants. PETA thinks animals should have human rights despite the fact they are not human.

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    charliefarmrhere  about 11 years ago

    @Alexikakos—-There once was a king who called upon his most faithful servant Cedric to announce that he was going to join the Crusades with his knights. In his absence, Cedric would be in charge of running the castle, while the king was gone for an extended time.

    The king, who had a most beautiful, amorous, & young wife the queen, decided that in the interest of faithfulness, he would have the queen outfitted with a chastity belt.

    He told Cedric that should he perish in battle, he would not want his lovely wife the queen, cursed for the rest of her life, to have to wear the belt, so therefore he was entrusting Cedric with the key to the belt.

    The king & his knights were barely out of sight of the castle, when it was noticed that a rider was approaching them at full gallop. They stopped & discovered it was Cedric. Nearly breathless from the ride, Cedric says to the king, your majesty, you gave me the wrong key!

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    KEA  about 11 years ago

    Reading the comments I’d say PETA has a slight PR problem.

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    2252895  about 11 years ago

    Well said….

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    Rickapolis  about 11 years ago

    Jeez, you can’t even cast a spell in peace…

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    DavidGBA  about 11 years ago

    PETA throws bowling balls?

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    cwg  about 11 years ago

    Pitiful Existence Trying for Attention.

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    Must have been the slug mucus…

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    jack fairbanks  about 11 years ago
    i promise not to give that darling feline heartburn as it digests my spinal column.
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