Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for February 14, 2013

To quote P.T. Barnum : " There’s a sucker born, every minute ! "

And a scam artist born one minute earlier!

No no, this is what unicorn horns are used for.

What do you expect from someone who can’t graduate from college?

I hear that Abominable Snowman fur has very magical properties……It might even make the dopers ’fess up!