JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 18, 2013

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 11 years ago

    No thanks. I’ll stick with my Kona beans.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 11 years ago

    There are a couple of places in the world where coffee growers fall down laughing at the idiots who buy these beans. It’s supposed to be decaffeinated, not defecated.

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    ewalnut  about 11 years ago

    I’m not sure defecated coffee beans are decent.

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    J Short  about 11 years ago

    Cat got your tongue.

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    Gokie5  about 11 years ago

    I’d heard of coffee made from the beans excreted by civets in Sumatra (otherwise known,among other terms, as “cat poop coffee”), but not this. Yummo.

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    Rosedragon  about 11 years ago

    And there is one more reason I am glad I do NOT drink coffee…

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    WaitingMan  about 11 years ago

    I work at a South Jersey Wawa. Elephant Poop Coffee is on the way! (just kidding) I don’t even drink coffee so I can’t speak to the quality of Wawa’s product, though they do make a wicked peppermint hot chocolate.

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    emjaycee  about 11 years ago

    Integument – now that is a word I’ve never expected to see in comics.com, or most other non-scientific websites for that matter. My hat, were I to be wearing one, would be off to you.

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    Keith Messamer  about 11 years ago

    On the bright side, elephants’ digestive system isn’t very efficient, so the—er… effects… of digestion aren’t very strong on what the coffee beans are “packaged” in.

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    burleigh2  about 11 years ago

    I just prefer to avoid coffee in the first place. ;-)

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