Optimist you know my line... Pessimist You should know my line, Pragmatist Right... Chemist Fascinating!
He’s got the ears to use that last word right. Can he do the neck pinch?
A Horace walks into a bar………
Haha, I like the pragmatist one. It’s like “Screw the glass is half empty or full, I’m just gonna pour the water into a full cup.”
Biologist: This milk is 4 months past it’s expiry date. Let’s see what crawls out of the glass
A Horace walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what’s with the long face?”
And the hedonist causes a glass of whiskey to be completely empty.
Archaelogist: Dive attempts have proven unsuccessful.
Biologist: You don’t want to see what’s in the glass.
July 31, 2015
rocketscientist about 11 years ago
He’s got the ears to use that last word right. Can he do the neck pinch?
InTraining about 11 years ago
A Horace walks into a bar………
FudgeFiddle about 11 years ago
Haha, I like the pragmatist one. It’s like “Screw the glass is half empty or full, I’m just gonna pour the water into a full cup.”
Hugh B. Hayve about 11 years ago
Biologist: This milk is 4 months past it’s expiry date. Let’s see what crawls out of the glass
WaitingMan about 11 years ago
A Horace walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what’s with the long face?”
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
And the hedonist causes a glass of whiskey to be completely empty.
kendallclark1973 about 11 years ago
Archaelogist: Dive attempts have proven unsuccessful.
bmonk about 11 years ago
Biologist: You don’t want to see what’s in the glass.