Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 04, 2013

And a belly solenoid would be too heavy.

And yet… some of us have “bootie buttons”.

They should have told Hammy that having a belly button makes him eligible to enlist in the Navel Academy… : )

And yet, a taint is indispensable .

A Belly Touch Pad would be the next step in evolution.

Why are spleens so funny?

The umbilical is actually attached to the placenta, which in turn is attached to the womb.

I’ve heard some say ‘sphincter’ is a funny word.

But Verne doesn’t HAVE a belly button! Which, male mammals need one to look south a ways to find their brains.

I’d always heard that if you unscrewed your belly button your butt would fall off.

Steve Allen had a whole list of actual words that sound like nonsense: creel, smock, fern, etc. He would have added those sp… words to the list had they come up.