Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 01, 2013

I wonder what he’ll do with the jewels, assuming he can get both himself and chest out of the desert?

Shooting the camels was a bad idea, Tarzan.

Scrounge whatever from the dead bodies and start hiking south. Give the gems to Governor Bisby, who will know how best to use them.

Should have aimed better Mr. Tarzan and not have killed all the camels. Those dead a-rabs must have been carrying H2O, check those bodies for anything you can use…including their blood-stain clothing to cover yourself from the sun’s burning rays! C’mon Tarzan WAKE UP and get going!! :)>SurvivalSkillsAGowa!!Help is on the way…GET UP B’wanas Quartermain & WW2 Marine!

use the jewels in the water vending machine over the next hill.

Ever-since he took them from the native back in 1932.

The next guy to find that treasure next to Tarzan’s carcass: “This guy was not only a deserter and a thief; judging by the way he was dressed, he was also gay.”

Stash the jewels in the First Jungle National Bank.

Is that Bing Crosby and Bob Hope coming over the sand?

In my machine-gunning days I just used the sights for a rough aim and hosed the tracers to the target.

Yo, Tarzan, whadda ya mean, no food? Too dainty to eat a camel taco?

Yeah, and machine guns in old tanks don’t usually work, either.