Garfield by Jim Davis for April 13, 2013

At least Jon saved extra money. Garfield would have the exact same prediction.

The nerdiness of his voice made her pass out

Well, Jon, you WILL see that on Garfield for a LONG time, won’t you?

How to tell if a psychic is real – there’s a sign on the door that says CLOSED DUE TO DEATH IN FAMILY TOMORROW.

Looks like you don’t have a future Jon.

“Hello, my name is Garfield, do you suffer from Insomnia? Well, call us at 1-800-ZZZZ, where you will talk to Jon Arbukle, the most boring man on earth, you will be asleep in no time!”

Yes she can: “There’s a refund coming in a few minutes on your credit card, Mr. Arbuckle”!

I’m also feeling a little weary…..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

LOL xxx

Jon, I can tell you what your future holds: A slimmer wallet with no better idea than you have now.

His future must not be that exciting. Lol

Madam Gortez: That willl be five dollars, please.

xD

She fell asleep trying to see how long it would be before Jon asked Liz to marry him.

Another GMG.

wow a phone that can tell fortunes!