Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 05, 2014

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    ORMouseworks  almost 10 years ago

    Good morning, all! I guess Irving has it made now…the dog Loves him! That’s 7/8ths of the “battle” right there… ;)

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    ladykat  almost 10 years ago

    But does Irving’s dog love Cathy? And do the dogs like (or at least tolerate) each other?

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    QuietStorm27  almost 10 years ago

    Good morning “Cathy” clan! He’s changed for the better Cathy, you’re playing too hard to get!

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 10 years ago

    I’ve always believed that if your dog doesn’t like/trust someone then maybe you shouldn’t either so if Electra is this crazy about Irving and he feels the same way about her, then Cathy herself needs to quit playing hard to get . . . and let this man commit “and put a ring on it” if that’s what he’s finally ready to do!!!!! ;-)

     

    Hi, rgcviper!

     

    Hello and Happy Monday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone had a great weekend a really nice day today, too.

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    midland1967  almost 10 years ago

    SORRYMy two kids read the good by letter.Fellow womanizer gave me that “You stupid” look.” Never remind a woman that she was fat.“You called her fat,” my little girl said.What I meant was that you were too skinny in 11th grade. Your face filled out and it was beautiful. I never look at you physically because I saw the beauty inside.The best thing you did was to be become a Tri-Delt. At CMU, they are known for their beauty but with brains. I dated Karen, a true blonde but the bluest eyes. I hung around with her little sister, Carol, too. Karen and you are too serious. Carol was fun and crazy. My Lambda Chi brothers thought that was too much. But I like pretty women.I took that womanizer label to the Navy. I stole my Chief’s girlfriend away. She grabbed me. He was married and I was single. It was a simple decision for her.If there had not been a race problem and the draft, I would have treated you differently. But looking back, you are just like my little girl. You are driven. You both don’t have time for a man’s needs.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I guess Cathy has no choice now… :)

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    midland1967  almost 10 years ago

    I used to write poetry for pretty women.I won a literary contest, reading my poetry. I competed against the captain of cheerleading team. She was surprised that a man could write such words.I wrote a special poem for my wife. Her boss translated it to her. I think I almost made them cry.Songbird sings a Special Melody of the Heart.Only for the Ears of its Beloved.Notes of One’s Soul that Expresses Deep PassionFor the Woman I Love.I have her picture on my tablet. It was when she was 26. She said, “I don’t look like that.” It reminds me how such a breath taking woman could give herself to me. The only man she has ever loved. She still gets angry when I talk to a pretty woman. I can still make them laugh.

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    rgcviper  almost 10 years ago

    [Cough] “Overachiever …” [Cough]

    Nah—he’s a keeper, Cathy.

    HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.

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    midland1967  almost 10 years ago

    Moments that man needs from his love.She brings his coffee as a surprise just to see his smile.He needs her to hug him to start a nasty day at his job.Sometimes you call to say “I love you.” just because.Sit next to each other when watching TV because it is just nice.She makes you go shopping with her because she wants to know you do it because you love her.You both go eat Chinese, even though she is Mexican and thinks the kitchen is probably dirty.You try to find the thing she is looking for and run to her and say, you found it.Love between two people takes time. Why get married if you don’t spend the time together.

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    midland1967  almost 10 years ago

    Woman President, 2016Major General Angelas SalinasYes, I know there are a lot of political debts owe to the Clintons. But as my father said, it is about winning.General Salinas is a self-made leader in one of the toughest organization for a woman. She enlisted in the Corp and learned her college degree in her first enlistment. She went to OCS and rose in the ranks.We are heading for many conflicts, China, Russia and other spots. The Joint Chiefs of Staff would look favorably at her as a candidate. They do not have to go ground zero with her. She is a graduate of Naval War College.Obama’s reelection was due to the Mexican-American Vote.She would probably get heavy support from Veteran’s groups.She has great warmth. I remember at an event, while the male two stars general was shaking hands with the Navy League, General Salina was giving Mexican hugs to people in the crowd. As you know, she is tiny like you. I don’t know how she got him. Her aide, a handsome, dark-hair officer, was the same size as she was. He carried her briefcase as he walked behind her. I remember seeing one of her colonels and her walking to her quarters for lunch. Her Mexican mother lives with her and probably prepared lunch. He towered over her. But he was listening to every word. Not because she was general, but of her leadership.Obama came out no way. Why not a Mexican American Major General who is a woman?

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