Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 28, 2013
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Cathy: 1:00pm: Leave home, makeup on. 1:10 pm: Arrive at mall, makeup gone. Hi, I just need some... Saleswoman: Say no more. The look for spring is the shiny face and nude lip. Cathy: I have that! I have the shiny face and nude lip! Saleswoman; No. You have the oily face and no lipstick. See? You need the new shiny face-colored foundation...The new shiny foundation-colored powder...The new shiny eyelid-colored shadow... The new shiny lip-colored gloss...and ta da! The shiny face and nude lip! Cathy: Hi, I just need some... Saleswoman #2: Say no more. You have an oily face and no lipstick.
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
To quote Irving, with every breath, I give thanks for being born male!
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
She probably should’ve just left right after hearing “Say no more”—twice.
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, Clan.
Gretchen's Mom almost 11 years ago
How could make-up saleslady #3 not see make-up saleslady #1 just give Cathy a make-over when they’re only standing a few feet away from each other? Meanwhile, I’m still scratching my head wondering what on earth happened to Cathy’s make-up between 1:00 p.m. and 1:10 p.m.? Where did it all go in that short amount of time? Maybe Cathy should skip the fancy, expensive make-up counter at the mall and buy hers where I get mine: Wal-Mart and Walgreens . . . because when I wear make-up, it stays on my face the ENTIRE day!!!!! ;-)
Hi, rgcviper!
Hi, lightenup! Thanks for the support yesterday! I don’t know why people can’t be as polite everywhere else as they are right here. If they were, then I wouldn’t want to punch at least one person in the face every single day for being such a jerk!!!!! :-(
Hello and Happy Sunday, “Cathy” clan. Hope everyone’s been having a really nice weekend!
AnonaMoaner Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My face is just lived-in – and I’m used to it being that way!
lightenup Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’ll give this one a “nude-colored” eye roll! Ridiculous! It was a rainy day here in GA, which was good. A nice day to stay in and be cozy, plus I’m always appreciative of the rain. Hope everyone else had a nice Sunday!