Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 07, 2013

What’s zambo-whatsis? (Hi, everyone, “backwards MORMON” here. Sorry I’ve absent for a about week. My profile went screwy somehow. So “templo SUD” my new GoComics name from now on.)

“Zambolcan, a sure-fire way to cure hair loss, drowsiness and toenail thickening……side effects may include…….

My big toe nails are thick already. I have trouble cutting ’em.

I think that it is a vet’s office.

Jeff Foxworthy did a side effects bit during one of his performances. It went on and on and on and on ……..It received a huge ovation. Don’t know if it was for the humor or for the awesome display of memory to get that much out in so short a period of time.

What’s worse is sitting in the lobby awaiting the results of a test that will tell you if you have a terminal disease or not and they’re showing makeup tips on GMA on the TV.

Gator007: Try jeweler’s dikes (diagonal cutters, in case the censors get horsey like they did when I referred to [censored] Cavett).

“Be sure to have your doctor prescribe this drug of death to you…it will help increase your love life.” i.e. Be sure to call 911 before you take it.

When the side-effects of the “cure” sound worse than the problem . . . I’d have to be suffering really bad in order to take my chances with such dangerous meds.

Zambolcan helps keep your zamboni running smooth

Any one every notice that the side effects are worse than what the drug was made to cure in the first place?

I find it amusing that the drug, pick any one, has one thing it does, but the side effects and hazards go on for almost thrity seconds. Yeah, it helps hair loss, but it will kill you first.

That’s because you can’t get away.

Fungus among us or that is not the only item that is thick around this strip.

Bobzilla: It is online. Search for “Copper clapper Caper” or Johnny Carson. It might be available through Jack Webb as well. Webb almost lost it at one point and looked like he was actually going to smile, but held up well throughout.