Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 08, 2013

That’s nasty!

His pants are sagging but it’s unintentional.

I braid my eyebrows…

But first remove the wax buildup.

How come it stops growing on top then comes out your ears and nose.

Some of us will never be hip. Now throwing out a hip—that’s another thing.

Maybe Biz has the better attitude. Roz represents the restlessness of superficial values that can never be long satisfied. Every time the definition of ‘cool’ or ‘hip’ (or the currently acceptable word) changes, we all must change with it or be scorned. Biz knows what he is and feels no need to get on that treadmill.

I don’t think the ol’ bird gets it – ’probably just as well…

Best comment!

does his pants come with a zipper or not?

Ears…I think he them at home. Must be aviation glasses.

birds do have ears, but not hair

I knitted my brows at that one.

Wasn’t there a line about braiding nostril hair in “Das Boot?”

Insert "left "between “he” and “them” in my previous comment. I need a secretary.

or, just get a new hip.