Curious thing is the pants were not stretchy fabric, so artist probably exaggerated smoothness. They actuall had buttons and were constructed to “fit”.
As every woman knows, nothing fits that perfectly as you change position (especially sitting vs standing).
Short story: A man dressed only in a layer of Saran-wrap visits a psychiatrist. Asks “what’s wrong with me, Doc?”. Psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts”.Sorry SORRY…
margueritem over 11 years ago
Have we seen this guy before? Those tight pants look familiar…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Marg….. you gotta stay away from the waterfront!
el8 over 11 years ago
Those spanx look painted on, thank goodness his legs are crossed.
Linguist over 11 years ago
" Does my tailor really expect me to pay this bill ? "
mlshanks over 11 years ago
Cap did not realize when he signed on to dance the Nutcracker that the tights would be that tight.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
And he was expected to ride in em, too!No wonder he’s holding a “Dear Joao” letter…
pcolli over 11 years ago
He has to cross his legs, the tailor forgot to insert the cod piece. He’s so embarrassed.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
do spanx work?
Zaristerex over 11 years ago
Rerun.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
I was also thinking I’d seen this before.
Curious thing is the pants were not stretchy fabric, so artist probably exaggerated smoothness. They actuall had buttons and were constructed to “fit”.
As every woman knows, nothing fits that perfectly as you change position (especially sitting vs standing).
vldazzle over 11 years ago
That’s why god created lycra ;-P
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 11 years ago
is that Paul Simon’s GGGF…. or Jamie Lee Curtis in an off broadway role….?
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Waiting for the six o’clock news.
DDS029 over 11 years ago
Fool-proof offensive strategy. Enemy laughing so hard they can’t fight. Never had a chance to mistake them as a surrender flag . . .
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Heh. Heh heh. Heh. He said “Inhampube”. Heh heh.
Call me Ishmael over 11 years ago
He’s a leg man.
Short story: A man dressed only in a layer of Saran-wrap visits a psychiatrist. Asks “what’s wrong with me, Doc?”. Psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts”.Sorry SORRY…
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
“…and from that day on, they called him Captain Bulge.”
JediSQL Premium Member 7 months ago
Brazil? Probably a Portuguese captain.