Shelley's online profile said that she was looking for a secure guy: As you can see, I'm very secure.
Isn’t the guard on the wrong side of the wall?
He stole her heart but she’s barred from being with him.
Yessiree, the adventures of online dating, like a box of chocolates…you never know what nut you’ll get!!
Maximum security. Is he that afraid of her?
Yeah, she’ll always know whom he’s with. That’s just the problem!
And he has a lot of confidence, man . . . . ☻
George Costanza liked having a girlfriend behind bars. What a jerk.
Find another man Shelly.
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Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
pouncingtiger about 11 years ago
Isn’t the guard on the wrong side of the wall?
el8 about 11 years ago
He stole her heart but she’s barred from being with him.
Intophaloblue about 11 years ago
Yessiree, the adventures of online dating, like a box of chocolates…you never know what nut you’ll get!!
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
Maximum security. Is he that afraid of her?
William Bednar Premium Member about 11 years ago
Yeah, she’ll always know whom he’s with. That’s just the problem!
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
And he has a lot of confidence, man . . . . ☻
Stephen Gilberg about 11 years ago
George Costanza liked having a girlfriend behind bars. What a jerk.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Find another man Shelly.