Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 29, 2013

Actually good timing Count. Put him in a movie – take the cash and run. Vampires are the in thing in movies or so they say.

Where did you go wrong? By having a son with one leg twice as long as the other….

No wonder he’s worried. Next thing, the young guy’s going to start sparkling or something.

I dont get it?

Twilight reference

Too bad it’s not Scary Gary. lol

Rob as in Robert Pattinson? Why not Ed as in Edward Cullen?

Rob Zombie?

does he sparkle?

Wiz should just get Eric Northman or Bill Compton in there to show the kid how to act like a real vampire.

A long way from Nosferatu.

Gotta be Rob Zombie, I would think……

Count is in his castle lighting the candles..

Outside the wolves are howling..AAARRRRROOOOO..

Count walks to the front door,opens it and says..

“Children of the night…………….*SHUT UPPPPP!”*

(1979 Movie*** Love At First Bite)

Don’’t get it? Underbite!