Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 16, 2013

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    Must be the meltdown round.

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    Sisyphos  about 11 years ago

    Well, I’d suggest you wrap a sterile cloth around your man-boobs so you don’t drip. Then, eat some (good) applesauce. Now, what was the question?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 11 years ago

    there are eels in my hovercraft

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member about 11 years ago

    In other words, he is Hot with a capital H. Better grab him quick, ladies.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 11 years ago

    Can you prove your nipples are part of your LSD trip?

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    finale  about 11 years ago

    Why are my fingernails smiling back at me?

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    The Old Wolf  about 11 years ago

    Farmer Johnson had a girl,A lovely baby daughter.He named her Oleomargarine,For he hadn’t any but her.

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    coltish1  about 11 years ago

    I never knew applesauce even HAD nipples. You live and learn.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 11 years ago

    It is now illegal to gather glass at glass beach.

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    ottod Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Better tie a string to the nipple rings.

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    Treerabbit  about 11 years ago

    That’s funny, my nipples are freezing. Bloody climate change, wish it would make up its mind.

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    S  about 11 years ago

    both are bad

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 11 years ago

    As a guy who runs a lot, I’ll say that melting sounds preferable to all the chafing. Yay for Body Glide!

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    jmcx4  about 11 years ago

    Sore nipples. Condition of distance running.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Ya better check your polar icecap, too . .and cut back on your sauce . . ☻

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    Treerabbit  about 11 years ago

    “Climate doesn’t have a mind” – then why is it out to get me?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 11 years ago

    the wind knows all

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 11 years ago

    Save the best for last.“Always remember the last:”:Said the Echoes

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    plight  about 11 years ago

    Your nipples are made from yellow margarine?

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    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    Re: Blog LILLIAN GISHI was lucky enough to have worked with Ms. Gish in a summer stock theatre production back in the early ‘60s. What an incredibly sweet and kind lady ! She didn’t talk a great deal about herself or her sister or her work in silent films but she did talk about film director D.W. Griffiths. She was a pleasure to work with and a very talented actress.

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    SusanCraig  about 11 years ago

    so, what was the bad applesauce question?

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    Oxnate  about 11 years ago

    We recently found mice where I work. So, I really loved Mouse Snatched by Hawk. Good for the hawk.

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  23. Pirate63
    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    I most certainly was.

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    coltish1  about 11 years ago

    That cadet who freed the mouse knows how parents feel when they send their kids off to college.

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  25. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  about 11 years ago

    Hello, Nurse! Those pretty ladies were still just spending a nickel for that Coke. In 1899, the Coca-Cola company negotiated a deal with two enterprising attorneys that stipulated the sale of coke syrup to bottlers at a fixed price… forever. Bad deal. If bottlers or a retailer wanted to raise prices, Coke was out of luck. So in order to sell as much product as possible and keep the price at 5¢, Coke blanketed the nation with advertising which prominently featured the price. Even though the contract was finally renegotiated, the gozillions of vending machines across the country which were engineered to take only nickels, still kept the price from rising, although by 1948 the company was starting to feel upward pressure on price, finally yielding to the increased cost of bottling around 1959. The president of Coke even asked Eisenhower, a hunting buddy, for help in encouraging the Treasury to issue a 7.5¢ coin so that vending machines could generate a bit more revenue,but (obviously) without any luck. According to an inflation calculator, what cost $.05 in 1899 would cost $1.33 in 2011. Given that a bottle of Coke in those days was 6.5 ounces, that still makes paying $1.49 for a 20-ounce bottle of high-fructose corn syrup a good deal – (economically, not measured in terms of health!)

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