Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 24, 2013

Fool me once, shame on you.. yada, yada…

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Oh, come on, there’s lots of them in the freezer….

So Winky has the ability of a gull? Can he hover gently on the breeze, then drift higher on a thermal, then swoop down and pluck an 8 inch perch out of a Great Lake? Talk amongst yourselves..

I’m surprised it is at 1%. I would expect either 0 or a negative.

I can guess Cliff’s bio-meter will read GLUTTONY at 100%. But I wonder how much NAGGING that Pam’s bio-meter will read; likely, 100% (on the low-end).

Ok. Someone needs to sit down and have an honest conversation with Winky. Not as a ‘parent’, but as a friend. There’s no getting around it. The symptoms are there. Unusually trusting, highly gullible, easily excited; chronic and repeated pain in spleen region.Winky has Enlarged Spleen Syndrome (Hypersplenism). He has a problem, and ignoring it won’t make it go away. He needs professional medical attention, and the sooner the better.

Gots dat prob, CorzakMy BS detector needz calibratin’

Winky should have Manti Teʻo set him up with a girlfriend.

Winky really needs to meet Charlie the Unicorn.

How many killbots does the good Dr. have in his lab?

Nabuquduriuzhur and CyclopsMonkeyblues, I saw two seagulls chasing and pecking at a bald eagle above Grand Marais, MI…I don’t know why it didn’t just turn and grab one….One-Eyed Monkeyblues, Did the eagle get the seagull? And where is Paulina Lake?

I think there is definitely a killing to be made in spleen futures.

This adult is the scum of the earth to put this child in danger.

Quick, get a football and tell Winky you’ll hold it for him to kick.

And not the watered down WWE version!

What is the spleen count up to?