FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 03, 2013
Transcript:
phone: Help! Help! Let me out of here! I've been captured by a giant and tied up in this bag! Oh, how I wish I'd never climbed up that stupid beanstalk! Andy: You know, we got you that phone with the expectation that you'd occasionally ANSWER it. Jason: But my ringtone's funnier when I ignore it. phone: Help! Help! Let me out of here!
kittenpah about 11 years ago
Only a couple of times. Then it just gets old.
mrsdonaldson about 11 years ago
My ringtone is Dory from Finding Nemo – Just keep swimming!
skeeterhawk about 11 years ago
Agreed with Cooncat.I thought maybe Jason had set his phone on ‘speaker’ and had a friend call and say those things. Anyway, I guess ringtones are getting lengthier than I imagined.
poping149 about 11 years ago
hehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Deezlebird about 11 years ago
My real name is Mickey, so my ringtone is of course “Hey Mickey.”
tagteam about 11 years ago
My ring tone is………… a phone ringing!
Rainfoot about 11 years ago
I don’t own a phone and I LOVE it.
Kathy M T M Premium Member about 11 years ago
our schools have the signals blocked. Good idea except when parents are there for a long boring meeting and can’t get on facebook. LOL
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
or, you could ignore it and let it go to voicemail.
Zero-Gabriel about 11 years ago
Protoss Dragoon Voice"Unauthorized Transmission!! (Repeat)"-Whenever people at my workplace calls…
gailystitches about 11 years ago
My ringtone is “Fanfare for the Common Man”. (Copland version)
Kroykali about 11 years ago
I knew a guy who’s ringtone was “NAG NAG NAG, NAG NAG NAG! Your wife is calling.” I assumed she never heard it herself.
MrRess about 11 years ago
I one had a boss (an ostensibly straight male) who’s ringtone was “Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies.” Draw your own conclusions.
Rickapolis about 11 years ago
I like it better than someone using Beethoven’s ‘Ode to Joy’.
DDS029 about 11 years ago
I used to use a 50’s style ringer also. But it seemed so did everyone else. Changed it back to the standard AT&T ring tone. It’s the only one included on the phone I can her in most all environments and no one else uses the “boring, everybody has it”, ring tone.
fixer1967 about 11 years ago
My ringtone is a nuclear reactor overload alarm. You should see the people stop and look around when it goes off.
Buggerlugs about 11 years ago
My ring tone sounds like a telephone ringing – because that’s what it is.
siamese Premium Member about 11 years ago
My ring tone is Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen. I keep hoping someone will call me during my Weight Watchers meeting.
Yakety Sax about 11 years ago
I have one for all unknown calls that is very similar to Jason’s but says it has been kidnapped and would “someone please call the police?”. My immediate boss’s is a subs sonar ping, dive and collision klaxon.
mkahn about 11 years ago
New York, New York is my ringtone…
mkahn about 11 years ago
Someone should have a ringtone of 4’33’’ by John Cage
comicsfannate about 11 years ago
Jason has a Phone?
emjaycee about 11 years ago
On one phone, I had the Sputnik transmissions (teep….teep….teep….teep….teep….teep….teep….teep….). An earlier model had the Disney monorail warning: “Please stand clear of the doors; por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas”.
Katiekicks about 11 years ago
I understand, but when I say intelligence, I don’t mean wisdom. I mean our ability to be knowledgable about a subject and have a reasonable discussion about it. Adults often talk down to kids and they don’t realize it. Some of us do pay attention in our classes. Not all of us text and listen to music and chew gum and go to the mall our entire lives. I have plenty of classmates like that. I just hate how very few people take the time to find out that you’re different. Sometimes even your own parents forget that you’re not just another teenager. It gets frustrating when the kids your own age don’t try to be intelligent and the people you want to have conversations with dont realize that you are capable of having a real discussion.
Hank The Sock about 11 years ago
Hahaha. I didn’t get it until the end.
Doctor11 about 11 years ago
If I could, I would get myself Doctor Who and Star Trek ringtones.
vldazzle about 11 years ago
I SOO agree with him!
pawpawbear about 11 years ago
Good Advice.>>@Katiekicks>>Would you please have a heart to heart with my 13 yr old granddaughter?
Katiekicks about 11 years ago
Thank you for taking the time to read my comments and reply. You seem to be one of the few willingly to take the extra time to hear what the “teenager” is actually saying.
paha_siga about 11 years ago
My kids got their phones when they turned 8. “Mom, my training group was cancelled, come get me.” “Mom, we just turned away from highway after road trip, come get me.” “Mom, may I stay a bit longer, I want to play with friends in the park?” “Mom, where are you?? I have been waiting for ten minutes already!”I’m not sure if they have ever texted, though. And the older (now almost 11) is responsible for paying his phone, so he is pretty stingy with using it. :D
leosmashroyale about 11 years ago
My text message tone is the infamous Legend of Zelda chime, Ocarina of Time style. My ringtone is Whispers in the Dark by Skillet, which i only use as an alarm…that tone is LOUD.
IgnatiaOrr about 11 years ago
I’m 14, have never owned a phone, nor a facebook page, twitter, or whatever is popular these days. I have used whatever time I have between sports and school to write a book, knit 3 sweaters and dozens of mittens and hats, learn a few Mozart concertos on the piano … I’ve never had an online social life, but it’s my personal opinion that today’s youth would be better off without spending hours in their virtual worlds. But what would I know? :)
Comics1951 about 11 years ago
Why only on Sunday??
Captain Price about 2 years ago
my voicemail message is, “Mitch isn’t home because he is on a secret mission to rid the world of meatless hamburgers”
Extension Cord over 1 year ago
I’m getting my FIRST phone on my birthday…. Sigh.
Extension Cord over 1 year ago
An 10 year old with a phone?!