F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 25, 2013

Buzz off.

The only male bees in a colony are drones, who don’t actually do any work.

Let’s wax romantic and you can bee my honey.

Maybe they’re les bee ans.

C D B. C D B-Z B! Y Z D B B-Z?

“The only male bees in a colony are drones, who don’t actually do any work.”#Do they also live in the hive basement and eat up all the hive honey? That would fit my son’s profile to a tee!

Doesn’t seem like a hive mentality.

The word “roomates” is spelled wrong. It is spelled with two “mm”.

Haha! Not too likely, as the average hive would have approximately 10,000 roommates! Wonderful as always, Tony!!!!

That is a paper wasp nest, not bees.

Well since they only mate with the Queen, does that make this two gay bees? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

These two remind me of the time I doused a wasp nest with killer (or I wouldn’t be able to use my shed). Nice streaming thing so I could hit the nest from long range. Waited till evening; then drowned the thing. Two wasp stragglers came back to the nest after I drowned it, stopped frozen near the entrance, then buzzed off. Apparently, they smelled the death and ran. Worked for me.