A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie popped out.“You have one wish” said the genie.“Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?”“Not from me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.”“OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for peace between this country……… .”“I’m really sorry” said the genie, “but I am not powerful enough for that.”“That’s fine” said the lady, “instead I would like to find a cool, caring man, who loves children, and cooking.”The genie sighed and said “alright….. let me see that map again.”
Superfrog about 11 years ago
2 to go.
el8 about 11 years ago
@ Alexikakos
Huzzah!el8 about 11 years ago
For the ladies:
A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie popped out.“You have one wish” said the genie.“Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?”“Not from me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.”“OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for peace between this country……… .”“I’m really sorry” said the genie, “but I am not powerful enough for that.”“That’s fine” said the lady, “instead I would like to find a cool, caring man, who loves children, and cooking.”The genie sighed and said “alright….. let me see that map again.”hippogriff about 11 years ago
A djinn pops out carrying a large, tan rabbit.What are you?I am the genie with the light brown hare.
Hank The Sock about 11 years ago
Nice job wasting your first wish…
7500edg about 11 years ago
Poof! “Oh wait, you said half price, Not 1% off.”