The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 26, 2013

SNERK!!

Sorry Hungry Bear,No shoes, no shirt, no service.

If the food isn’t authentic you can Sioux him.

Something tells me Chief Hungry Bear ends up washing dishes.

It’s Annie Oakley night – everyone gets a free trick tequila shooter.

Is that a cloud or a restaurant review by one of Hungry Bear’s tribesmen in the upper right?

As usual, what happened next is left out of the cartoon: .Hungry Bear wasn’t named that for nothin’… He ordered the Jumbo Buffalo Bill ® Burger with a side of large Rush Limbaugh ® Buffalo Chips. He thus got a whole bull on a pair of Kim Kardashian ® buns, with Charlie Sheen ® Secret Sauce. .Extras are Breaded Bull Hillary Clinton ® Balls, Sliced Tongue in tart Ann Coulter ® Sauce. For drinks, he had the choice of Charlie Sheen ® Wild Turkey, Mitch McConnel ® Mountain Dewlaps, or Arrowroot Beer. .Dessert was Honey Boo Boo ® cupcakes, Iranian Yellow Cake, or Shoo-fly Drone Pie..Unfortunately, Hungry Bear Chippewah’ed his teeth on one of hundreds of NRA ® slugs embedded in the meat. For efficiency, Buffalo Bill’s hunters had used assault rifles to take down the herds. .He Sioux’ed, and lost. He never regained his self-confidence, and became very Cheyenne. His clothes became worn, with many Apaches. He eventually became gravely Illinois. It’s suspected he expired somewhere as he wandered Indiana.

Never been there. I hang out down the street. Look for the sign that advertises “Buffalo Girls”

ugh

My Chicago newspaper, the Chicago Tribune, didn’t run this strip today on January 26, 2013 and ran instead a Janaury 26, 2010 Argyle Sweater comic strip, maybe it wasn’t suited to taste or something.

♫ Buffalo Grills, won’tcha come out tonight,And dance by the light of the Moooooon! ♫