Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 10, 2013

That’s not funny, Jef. (At least, not when it happens to me.

At least Mr. Spaetzle is ahead of the game.

Bird… I wish I could tell you I’ve never done that…but I can’t.And they’re not “readers,” either. They’re very strong prescription glasses, without which I’m half blind….Yet more than once, I’ve started to search frantically for them, only to suddenly realise…"But wait…. I can see…. "

OK, I wear bifocals, and have a pair of bifocal sunglasses which I sometimes try to put on without taking my other glasses off.

Now if adults would REALLY listen to children…

Especially to Caulfield as he is well known to say things that require you think!

Mr. Spaetzle’s just not seeing Caulfield as helpful right now…

Don’t interupt Frazz. He looks like he’s on a very important mission.

I forgot to remove my contacts one night. The next morning I woke up and went, “Something’s wrong….I can see!” My eyes didn’t even hurt until after I took them out.

Interesting use of color.

According to the course I took in philosophy of science, gravity is a concept that happpens to work well in explaining some phenomena. Therefore, it is an invention rather than a discovery.

They’re on top of his head.

levity

Ewaldoh: Pangia? Eurafrasia (before the Suez canal cut Africa off)?

Got to work one rainy morning, took off my glasses so they would not get wet and put them in my purse before I ran through the parking lot. Got inside, puttered around for a bit at the desk and realized I needed my glasses. Checked the purse, Not there. Emptied the purse totally, not there. Worked from 7 am til about 1:30, apologizing to everyone about my need to squint, hold papers at arms’ lengths, put my nose on the monitor, anything just so I could read and complete all my sales. Complained to my boss about possibly losing them in the parking lot, all lonely and irretrievably scratched to heck. My boss (female), knowing my quirks asked if I checked my other hiding place. Nearly said a not nice word when I realized I had tucked them inside my button-down blouse under my work blazer so they would not get wet. Major “D’OH” moment at work I still cannot live down (some of my co-workers type with their face an inch from the monitor whenever I walk by). I do have a sense of humor. Really.

@emjaycee Ha! That is the best one I’ve heard yet. Sounds as if not only do you have a sense of humor, but your coworkers do, too.

I’ll take a wild guess and say Australia. lol