Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 30, 2013

WHO’S mouth is bigger?

Another reason why when choosing a sofa, you make certain its a very comfy one…

It was WORTH it to see the look on her face !

He talks without thinking and she’s immature and loves to put him down .like most married couples that’s why i’m glad ;m not married.

You’re better off Ralphie. It’s okay for her to call him fat, stupid, etc. Strangle her with those apron strings!

Go Ralph! That couch will be many times warmer than with that cold hearted hag. Have Wally come up there with you.

You go girl!!

should kept his mouth shut!

The ‘Exiled to the couch’ trope strikes again! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExiledToTheCouch

Speaking of candy and inflation; I was born in 1954, the which cost $0.05 when I was in kindergarten now oosts at least $1.00 now.

Ralph and John (from For Better or for Worse) are both in the same boat. Open mouth insert foot and sleep on the sofa.

Speaking about having a big mouth…

You always hear about ‘BIGGER SIZE’ or ‘LOWER PRICE’. But they just sneak in smaller size or bigger price. And they think we won’t notice.

Tell me about it! Almond Joy had 2 almonds when I was a kid,then they reduced it to 1 for years,until recently.

She can’t handle the truth. He should run upstairs and give her a Dutch Oven.

If my husband said something like that to me, I’d make him sleep on the couch too.

it happens because, they make it sooo…… easy. that you say it simply on reflex

Well, it’s true. Her mouth IS a lot bigger than it was when she was young. Or else her mouth THEN would have been hideously outsized for her head/face.

She is mean to him all the time. She can dish it out, but she can’t take it. TOXIC, TOXIC, TOXIC