"Tom, you alway had a great ear for music."
The corn can only play by ear, but a potato can sight read.
“….but that corn can’t play worth a lick”
What a corny joke..
Just one ear? So it’s a unicorn? Maybe we need some more…“Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears….” There is a colonel of truth hear tho…
Hey…. you guys’ve been cobbin’ all the good lines.
Hmmm… You’d think Tom would be willing to pop for a grand piano….
The little guy might have to butter him up…..Tell him he doesn’t want to a-salt his ears.
Sorry Radish….. your line hadn’t popped up yet before I posted.
Amaizing.
Shucks
Sorry, no corn pun. However, I do observe that the family cat has some doubts about his talent.
I still prefer my corn in a jar.
Blue, play dead on the rug….Good dog…
PICTO,
I once had a girl on Rocky Top,Half bear, the other half cat.Wild as a mink and sweet as soda pop,And I still dream about that!
You should see my brother Moe’s art.
Why should you never tell a secret in a vegetable field?Because the corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk (beans talk)
Does he just play the melody or can he play hominy?
Doesn’t anyone else find this scary in a 1950s sci-fi way?
The cat looks hungry. That might put an end to the music and all these corny jokes. ( which I have found very punny!)
It’s kinda eerie, Mr Niblets can play the field but prefers stalking his tunes, note♪by♫note . . . . ☻
Isn’t that eerie? I thought one would be acorn, not unicorn.
Dan Thompson
Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 11 years ago
The corn can only play by ear, but a potato can sight read.
Buckly34 over 11 years ago
“….but that corn can’t play worth a lick”
Varnes over 11 years ago
What a corny joke..
Varnes over 11 years ago
Just one ear? So it’s a unicorn? Maybe we need some more…“Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears….” There is a colonel of truth hear tho…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hey…. you guys’ve been cobbin’ all the good lines.
Hmmm… You’d think Tom would be willing to pop for a grand piano….
The little guy might have to butter him up…..Tell him he doesn’t want to a-salt his ears.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry Radish….. your line hadn’t popped up yet before I posted.
Superfrog over 11 years ago
Amaizing.
Bargrove over 11 years ago
Shucks
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry, no corn pun. However, I do observe that the family cat has some doubts about his talent.
PICTO over 11 years ago
I still prefer my corn in a jar.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Blue, play dead on the rug….Good dog…
Varnes over 11 years ago
PICTO,
I once had a girl on Rocky Top,Half bear, the other half cat.Wild as a mink and sweet as soda pop,And I still dream about that!
jreckard over 11 years ago
You should see my brother Moe’s art.
mkahn over 11 years ago
Why should you never tell a secret in a vegetable field?Because the corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk (beans talk)
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Does he just play the melody or can he play hominy?
konradh over 11 years ago
Doesn’t anyone else find this scary in a 1950s sci-fi way?
Perkycat over 11 years ago
The cat looks hungry. That might put an end to the music and all these corny jokes. ( which I have found very punny!)
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
It’s kinda eerie, Mr Niblets can play the field but prefers stalking his tunes, note♪by♫note . . . . ☻
parkerfields over 11 years ago
Isn’t that eerie? I thought one would be acorn, not unicorn.