Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for January 16, 2013

Like all those coaches and has-been athletes that did the Nutrisystem commercials.

I nominate Lance Armstrong.Three years ago I thought he was athlete of the decade… now look.

I think Lance timed his Oprah show to avoid this award for 2012, hoping that someone else will bury his misdeeds later this year

Don’t sweat it, Tank. I was thin all through my 20s and 30s. I’m now 44 years old, and I would need a computer to calculate all the f***s I no longer give.

Don Fehr is my nominee for sports jerk of the planet Earth…….

what’s a makeunder?? I know what a makeover is but what’s a makeunder???

funny!!!…I bet Tank’s thinking oh no I have to diet!!!!!!!!