Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 27, 2013

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I’ve tried that … it doesn’t work.

yes it does

Even though he’s convinced himself he can bask in a charcoal fueled glow,

I think Arlo’s arms are more likely to look a bit blue than that healthy pink….and I don’t think even Varnes loves snow enough to be standing in it sipping an icy piña colada….

It’s cold out there!

BTW…. @ hippogrif from yesterday…well, for what it’s worth, I thought it was funny.

We really need an HTML tag for facetiousness, something that would make the font all… I dunno…off kilter and curly?… when it’s tongue in cheek.

I know cos I get in trouble a lot too.

Dr. Toon… I totally read it as, like, Hippogriff laughed at your facetious use of “pride” and upped the ante.

On his turn he raised you a few over-the-top terms…but everybody folded.

LOL

Arlo, come to the Phillipines and enjoy your fantasy all year long (okay, except when it rains). Oh, bring Janis, too, I think she’d like it here.

I used to do this too! Even grilling in a blizzard once! Nothing beats hot burgers off the grill!

That’s a very Red Green strip.

At least I’ve finally convinced my “Arlo” not to cook out in thunderstorms any more. I’ll gladly give him snow and plain old rain for that concession.

That’s my boy!……Susan, you’re right I wouldn’t…I’d be drinking a frosty CC and soda, tall…And no amount of snow is too much….The cold? I’m only good down to -10º, then I go inside……Cuz it’s hot toddy time!

Thomas, now that you mention it, That is what Red Green would do…Perfectly normal

Susan, I agree with you about Hippogriff from yesterday…I’m pretty sure “A Kindle of Kittens” isn’t right…

I know it is an aloofness of cats.

When I use my grill in the snow, I leave footprints…

Two minute steak, extra well done?

@Varnes. A kindle of kittens is correct.

Used our grill in -30 deg F Friday …

Ooooh, snow. I miss snow. It’s been 3 years since we had any decent snow here. Droughts stink!

My dad grills in the snow. Thought he was only one.

A stick of dynamite in the right hand, a handgranate in his left, and about to remove the pin with his mouth, Arlo is clearly about to turn this strip violent.

Chillin’ and grillin’

Winter is my favorite barbecue season, no bugs and the fire feels good!

Grill in’ year round in NW Indiana. Match the beverage of choice with the food as well as the climate.

You go Arlo, I like your attitude! Like me, you try to keep a little summer in every day.

Interesting, guys…..I sit corrected…I wonder what you call a bunch of Kindles together…?

It can also be called an intrigue of kittens….Now THAT makes sense!

A business of ferrets…Oh, like Bain Capital…..I get it!

@JDS &@thomas_matkey

“All of us brother Opossum Lodge Members got your reference. “Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati”

Let’s all recite the man’s prayer; “I am a man, but I can change, if I have to….. I guess.”

(sigh)

Uncle Jim; member Lodge 714 since 1992.“Si non reficere, non futuis!”

“Men over forty should take off their shirts….It scares the animals and confuses the children….” Red Green

“Men over 40 shouldn’t take off their shirts….It scares the animals and confuses the children…” Red Green

“Duck Tape may be a handyman’s best friend…But super glue is at least his drinking buddy”

I bet it’s a dream :-)

Has anyone mentioned that if Arlo were cooking with charcoal under that bubble, he’d waft on up to that great barbecue in the sky?

No footprints, Arlo must have been out there a long, long time.

Thank you friends. For role-playing gamers out there, an obscure (aren’t they all?) indy system, Mythworld, has a bestiary which gives proper terms for male, female, young, collective, home, meat, etc. for all critters having such. It also has running speeds and jumping distances and was used by the Dallas Museum of Natural History as a source for an Olympics tie-in exhibit in the ’80s. An Exultation of Larks, byJames Lipton is a good source for proper collectives, although I suspect the second half is collectives, but not proper.

@ Varnes

Loved that show! “The Red Green Show is kind of like the flu; not everybody gets it.” – Red Green

Gokie —

I’m a bit confused….

I’m not sure what you mean by “importing” photos…but you can’t get a font from an image…. or use one here…

Oh…. or did you mean you’d like to make a comment in Ravie and post an image of it here?

You CAN have the font, in any case…. I know it’s a free one…just Google “Ravie font”…or click here.

Conoe-full, point well taken…But if they needed to put out a fire they could get the water from Mercury Creek, I suppose……Seriously, in the first couple years, all you could hear in the background was shotguns and chainsaws…

Oh, and my mom loved to say “Keep your stick on the ice.”….We come from Canadian extract, Frostbacks, if you will. Montreal, originally…Went to visit Montreal once…My first thought? Holy crap, look at all the French Chicks!

In the News: Port Asbestos builds a landmark that’s stealing tourist dollars from the booming cosmopolitan metropolis of Possum Lake.

http://www.ilaugh.com/red_green_show/lodge_interlude/port_asbestos