Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2013

Goat, remember that it’s Pig you’re talking to…

AGAIN with the puns! >_< (Well, Larry’s “death” was fun while it lasted I guess.)

That’s a pretty extreme step to avoid cooties, Bob.

Easier to survey your property from up there.

speaking of jump….JUMP BOB, JUMP!!

Bring back the Crocs !

Hope Bob doesn’t jump to his own conclusion.

Neighbor Bob got extremely old real fast. He’s shrunk down to Pig and Goat’s size. Next time we see him he’ll have discovered the fountain of youth and returned to his old height.

Pearls joke #7: Pig takes an idiom literally. Repeat six to ten times per month.

I love bad puns, keep bringing them. If you ever work in the joke about a horse having a long face I want to buy the original.

Hopefully Neighbor Bob won’t jump to a conclusion!

Okay, Neighbor Bob. I won’t ask why you’re up on the fence if you will make a decision about whether or not you’ll join Pig and Goat at the movies. Think, don’t jump….

Won’t matter to NB if it’s a “split decision”. Bob doesn’t date.

1)@Susan Sunshine—nice to see you again! 2)Today’s travesty is one of the most of-FENCE-ive Stephan has ever perpetrated!

Bob should be pushed to decide

Yes, but who builds fences?

Bob already HAS decided. See what he said. Just because he’s on the fence doesn’t mean he’s undecided.

Apparently a lot of people are against what Bob is doing; look at those pickets!

As long as people are asking for certain characters to be featured more often, BRING BACK SWEET FANNY!·(For those who don’t know who she is, her story begins with the 2010-06-28 strip.)

Just watch, sombody is going to find this comic o-fence-ive

@Susan; “If conclusions were cliffs, he’d be dead a long time ago !”

Excellent one!

xxx

Idioms are so much fun. (and the biggest reason languages don’t always translate)

Your right, Pig, He does.

is he gonna picket the theater?

Sunday puns are a lot more cheesey . (Yes,that’s a good thing)

Pig should intern with the literalist doctor from Arrested Development.

All in all he’s just another brick in the wall.

Jumping to conclusions is absolutely key to internet communication. Just look at Facebook exchanges.

We haven’t seen much of Guard Duck lately. Wonder what he’s up to?