Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 16, 2013

OMGosh…Arlo’s a Taurus! (we hate to be told…but ask and your wish is our command)

I’m an Aries – we are great at starting projects but HEY lookit that over there!

Hey, I’m a man…We’re lazy…..

I’m a coward, less pain if I do as I’m told first time

Mae West (perhaps) said, “Nothing turns to putty in my hands.”

A bit of advice for the ladies: When a man promises to do a job, he will do it. So you should stop reminding him of it every six months.

Quid pro quo……

You old softy!.Plus it’s always beneficial to be on the good side of the wife.

Happy wife, happy life

The second panel is accurate. Try and list all of the organizations who ostensibly serve you, but you actually now do their work.

Waste is a terrible thing to mind.

I don’t hold stock in astrology, in Latin class we had to translate an old description of the different aspects of each sign, and most of them focused on the good. Except Scorpio, it called them , mean, deceitful, hateful people (this was in a HS text book) and while the only scorpio in the room was a bit abrupt at times, she certianly wasn’t the only one. It made me MAD to see her close to tears becasue somebody had a grudge againsts some one born in Nov. .And there are too many people who use a “sign” or “year” or “star aspect” or what ever hooey as an excuse to behave badly “well I’m a Tarus, I’m supposed to be stubborn” or “She’s a Horse year so she’ll just do what you tell her and never complain” or “Aries are all overly sexualized becuase fire is their aspect.”

edit: typos

Right! We Libras, also, know that astrology is just so much superstitious twaddle…. on the other hand…. you can’t deny how uncannily accurate it is at times…

I am supposedly a Taurus, but when I was born, the sun was in the long extension of Pisces. Under the oriental system, I am a cock. That all seems like a cock and bull story to me – and a little fishy too.

Do not go gently, Arlo… rage, rage….!!!! My “Arlo,” Old Frugal Fart (“Fart” being the PG version), I can’t get him to turn off lights, but let there be a 5¢ error in a grocery or restaurant bill, and he’ll wait in line or argue for half an hour to rectify it. “It’s my nickel, darn it! It’s the principle of the thing…”

prrdh: “With my worldly goods I thee endow.” That’s been out of the liturgy since the 1930s at least. It can only be done through a will or with no other heirs.

Wait! Did she grab his junk?I?

Check your spelling.

What a stupid jerk.